At least, those are the two things I ended up doing on my first playthrough that made me consider Minotaur China Shop my favorite Blurst game yet. I thought I had a full-blown list, but that’s really all I can come up with. “Why didn’t you love me, papa? Why didn’t you LOVE ME?” “Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!” “I just wanted to be a legitimate businessman!” “We thought we could be decent men in an indecent time!” When he finally gives into his destructive urges, it can make for some hilariously sad moments, even further punctuated by the player’s own mournful shouts at the world for turning you to a life of property destruction. Banned from the Labyrinth and trying to turn over a new leaf as a respectable businessman, his very nature prevents him from being a true success. Given how petulant, sad, and clumsy the Minotaur looks as he shambles around, accidentally knocking things aside with his oversized arms, it’s not hard to imagine him as the ultimate tragic figure. It’s basically an orgasm of broken pottery and plates.
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Even though there are only five levels and it takes less than ten minutes to play to completion, there’s no reason to spend the entirety of that time mindlessly smashing crap.Įven ignoring the fact that it’s not a financially viable way to make money early on in the game, it removes the sense of visceral reward from finally annihilating your entire shop after trying to be a good, honest businessman.Īs you shuffle from aisle to aisle, inhaling sharply everytime one of your enormous knuckles tips over a rack of teacups, your tension and stress will increase until it all finally releases in a beautiful torrent of minotaur-on-china violence in the later levels, once you’ve increased the size of your inventory and the cash from the insurance fraud.
If you just destroy everything in your path from the word “go,” the game will get kinda boring. Put off destruction for as long as you can To hell with legitimate merchanting: just trash the place.Though it is ultimately more profitable to destroy than to sell, I nonetheless have a few suggestions that, personally, made the game much more satisfying. You are, after all, playing a game called Minotaur China Shop. Initially, your instinct might be to just follow your gut. As the Minotaur, you have two ways to make money: either act as a legitimate businessman and sell china to your customers, or go apeshit and destroy everything in the store to collect on the insurance money. Players assume the role of a velociraptor wearing a pith helmet and monocle, driving a jeep with a spiked flail attached, and must accrue as many points as possible in a four-minute period by performing stunts and running down other velociraptors. Minotaur China Shop is about the neverending battle between unspectacular self-control and ridiculously satisfying rage. Source: Wikipedia, 'Off-Road Velociraptor Safari', available under the CC-BY-SA License.
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You don’t really need me to explain what makes Blurst games so great - once again, the goddamn thing is called Minotaur in a China Shop- but if you really want to, you can hit the jump for a rundown of the basic mechanics and why they’re so awesome. Hello Offroaders The new open world off-road driving simulator is here Its time to get Off The Road Drive your rig on the hills of your own open world. Since you liked their other two games, you know what a significant compliment that is. It is called Minotaur China Shop and it is, in my opinion, their best game yet. The guys who made those, Blurst, just released a new game. Really important stuff.You liked Jetpack Brontosaurus and Off-Road Velociraptor Safari. I mean, I've got so much I have to get done today. I'd say it's fairly impossible to just have one go. Hurtling off a cliff, taking a raptor with you as you go, then spinning, landing with a crash that removes your bonnet, before releasing the chain and spiked-ball from the back of your car to whip at a crowd of blue beasties. Featuring just enough physics to feel convincing, but not so rigid that it prevents fun (the jeep rights itself, and so on), it's just brilliant daftness. I've certainly never played a Flash game that felt this solid, and am still fairly stunned it can be played in a browser window.
It's a game about driving a jeep, and running over velociraptors! Also performing stunts, collecting drops, and damaging your vehicle, ideally stringing these all together to create a high score in the five minutes available.Ĭreated by Flashbang Studios, incredibly it was made in only eight weeks. Well, it's arrived.Īnd it's a stupid amount of fun. We mentioned the daft and joyful preview video of Off-Road Velociraptor Safari a couple of weeks back.
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